just want to say

I saw "The Five Year Engagement". Ye gads, that was awful. Quite possibly one of the worst movies I've ever seen.  Jason Segel must have owed someone oral sex, and so wrote this screenplay to get out of it.  Brian Poeshn must have needed coke really badly. Hell, maybe they made the movie just so's Jason could nearly have sex with Emily Blunt. Regardless, now that I've warned you, there's no reason you should be subjected to it.